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"Africa Ruined Me For Everything Else" T-Shirt
Once Africa gets under your skin, nothing else quite compares. This design captures that feeling in one bold image — the African continent rendered in warm sunset tones of burnt orange, deep red, and golden brown, with a scattering of iconic safari silhouettes woven through the landscape: elephant, lion, giraffe, acacia tree.
Above it all, the line every safari-goer knows to be true: "Africa Ruined Me For Everything Else."
Whether it's the dust, the sunsets, the silence of the bush, or the thrill of the hunt — once you've been, everywhere else feels a little smaller. This tee is for the ones still chasing that feeling.
Bold vintage travel-poster style illustration
Soft, breathable, durable fabric
Statement piece for hunters, safari-goers, and Africa lovers alike
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
"Africa Ruined Me For Everything Else" Unisex T-Shirt
$29.99
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Once Africa gets under your skin, nothing else quite compares. This design captures that feeling in one bold image — the African continent rendered in warm sunset tones of burnt orange, deep red, and golden brown, with a scattering of iconic safari silhouettes woven through the landscape: elephant, lion, giraffe, acacia tree.
Above it all, the line every safari-goer knows to be true: "Africa Ruined Me For Everything Else."
Whether it's the dust, the sunsets, the silence of the bush, or the thrill of the hunt — once you've been, everywhere else feels a little smaller. This tee is for the ones still chasing that feeling.
Bold vintage travel-poster style illustration
Soft, breathable, durable fabric
Statement piece for hunters, safari-goers, and Africa lovers alike
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.